Nah. Wouldn't they have called soon after they noticed the movie was missing? Theodore began scrounging around his apartment for any movie that might be the missing one. He took the elevator down to the garage and looked in his car, under the seats, in the trunk. No rental movie was to be found. I am sure of it, he thought, I did not forget to turn in a rented movie. A thought sprung into Theodore's head. A peculiar thought. Why hadn't the lady on the other side of the line told him which video he had rented? And why had they just noticed that their tape was gone? Eighteen months is quite a while. He couldn't imagine that a simple video-rental store operated under some huge, intricate bureaucracy, capable of losing papers for years at a time. And the fine! What was the point of that? What was it, punitive damages? Theodore quipped. He vowed to telephone the store the minute he got off work - they'd be open by then, he assumed. Then he would be able to straighten up this mess. Perhaps they had mistaken him for someone else. Or perhaps the computer was malfunctioning. He surely didn't forget to turn in a silly one-night rental video. That evening, after he left the office, a colleague invited him to play racquetball at the local health-club. Theodore decided to accompany his friend, as he did enjoy the lively sport, and had unfortunately to decline a time in the past. Afterwards, they went to a small bistro for a light dinner. They chatted over coffee afterwards, consequently delaying Theodore's arrival home till after eleven o'clock. Theodore determined that 11 p.m. was too late to call the movie-rental store; he would wait until the following day. Going to bed, his mind was still fogged with thoughts of thousands of dollars and secret-agent video-tapes. Fortunately, he was quite fatigued from the evening of sports and dining and slept relatively soundly. The following day, after work, he resolved that he would clear up the issue, though of course minor, once and for all. He called the store, but, unbeknownst to him, renovation of the store had begun the evening before; the telephone recording announced that normal operation would not begin again until Thursday. Theodore decided to spend these several